Wed, 26 December 2007  Happy Holidays! For all your Festivus needs, we've assembled a list of the types of Orlando skanks, one for each day of [insert your holiday here]. We then cross-referenced that list with the all time Magic roster to let you know which players are which type of ho. Important problems will be resolved: What type of annoying girl Steve Francis would be? Why is JJ Redick the nerd queen? How is Drew Gooden still so annoying? etc. These questions will be answered, along with our normal discussion of the most pressing issues facing the Orlando Magic today: Jameer Nelsom coming home (to suckville) for Christmas the air penny foamposites, the greatest shoe ever made the magic's lack of holiday cheer - even winning doesn't feel like winning the difference between a libertine and a rake A rare Stanley Roberts sighting and so much more! Comments[0] |
